i gotta kiss myself i’m so pretty

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Hey!  I’ve only missed three days of my Ms Grout-related daily-posting project!  *high 7 & 3/4s self*

here, have the cutest kitty alive.

 

image – stratman² https://www.flickr.com/photos/stratman2/ licence https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/

(almost) daily post!

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“…and then, Little Red Riding Hood, Grandmama kicked the mean nasty Wolf in the hoohoo, and went off to teach her community college crochet class, in a truly stylin’ poke-bonnet and tabby fur combo.”

Actually, I deeply disapprove of specially designed ‘cute’ clothing for domesticated companion animals — it seems to militate against the natural dignity of other species, an offensive attempt to anthropomorphize them, and claim yet more territory from the bodies of other species than our own.

Unless they’ve knitted it themselves.  Nice work, Grandma.

 

 

image – Robyn Anderson https://www.flickr.com/photos/robynanderson/ licence https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/

What I should’ve been posting yesterday…

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Ole skool gangbanger seeks quality home, Cristal in drinking bowl, all bitches strictly on leads.  Getting blunted on catnip has stunted my creativity, but may be expanding my reality show career after guest appearance on Supervet…

 

Yeah yeah, I missed a day.  I gotta life man.  As a verb.  I was busy lifin’.

 

 

image – Matt https://www.flickr.com/photos/dippy_duck/ licence https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/2.0/

Buy ‘A Cat May Look’ – Fluffy Gay Romance!

Tim is a Shifter, a were-person – and he tends to keep quiet about it. Mostly because he isn’t a werewolf, or a were-jaguar, or anything cool. No, he’s a were-domestic cat. Nothing wrong with that, right? But not exactly glamorous, just the same. So when he gets a huge crush on his next-door-neighbour, he doesn’t exactly spread the news around. Which makes it a little difficult when a witch puts a spell on him that has him stuck in his were-form, as Tibbles…

Buy ‘A Cat May Look’ – Fluffy Gay Romance!

Tim is a Shifter, a were-person – and he tends to keep quiet about it. Mostly because he isn’t a werewolf, or a were-jaguar, or anything cool. No, he’s a were-domestic cat. Nothing wrong with that, right? But not exactly glamorous, just the same. So when he gets a huge crush on his next-door-neighbour, he doesn’t exactly spread the news around. Which makes it a little difficult when a witch puts a spell on him that has him stuck in his were-form, as Tibbles…

creativity project – alternate bookcover 07/02/2018

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Kitties!

This is an alternate cover forA Cat May Look, the story of Tim.  Tim is a Shifter, a were-person – and he tends to keep quiet about it. Mostly because he isn’t a werewolf, or a were-jaguar, or anything cool. No, he’s a were-domestic cat. Nothing wrong with that, right? But not exactly glamorous, just the same. So when he gets a huge crush on his next-door-neighbour, he doesn’t exactly spread the news around. Which makes it a little difficult when a witch puts a spell on him that has him stuck in his were-form, as Tibbles…

This cover uses the Canva element I’m currently infatuated with – plus a Creative Commons image from Trevor Leyenhorst, https://www.flickr.com/photos/10213764@N02/ under licence https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/